Two quotations that amused me:
“It’s a win-win situation for both of us” (Pattie to Ray, Damages, BBC1, 24.3.0 
From the “eats shoots and leaves” school of grammar!
“…for a thing is never half so mischievous in its place as it is out of it” (George Macdonald, The golden key)
Something LIS professionals have known since forever!
